The Unauthorized Autobiography of David Schmoot

This is not the tidy, triumphant memoir of a hero overcoming adversity. This is the play-by-play of a human being stumbling forward in real time. No lessons. No morals. No personal growth. Displayed are David’s deeply personal triumphs, seismic regrets, little wins and large humiliations. Every story is true and in chronological order so as every questionable decision bleeds into the next, you’ll witness the slow, chaotic construction of a personality. This is the Unauthorized Autobiography of David Schmoot.